*runs down street flailing arms* APEX MAGAZINE IS COMING BACK! *grabs virtual stranger by the shirt collar #socialdistance* APEX MAGAZINE-! COMING BACK! IT’S COMING! *whirls in circles, arms spread wide, howling into the cloudless sky* APEX-! APEX MAGAZINE! IT WILL RETURN! IT IS COMING! PREPRE YOUR SOULS AND SUBMISSIONS FOR IT IS NEARLY HERE! *tears streaming down cheeks* OW! DIRT- DIRT IN MY EYE…IT’S OKAY, FOLKS, IT’S JUST DIRT…

#noyourecrying